Its January 27 and people all over the world are already celebrating Ashwin’s birthday. We at Akhila Indiya Aasai Ashwin Imsai Mandram (AIAAIM) have a few welfare plans for the innumerable number of fans of his.
1. First on our list of welfare programmes is “Full nite - First nite”. It is novel concept being premiered on Ashwin’s b’day. A free malli poo decorted first nite shall be arranged under one roof for all eloping couples. But there is a clause, any kid born out of this “Full nite - First nite” has to be named after Ashwin. Example : Ashwin III, Ashwin IV and so on, the sole purpose of this clause is to increase the popularity of Ashwin.
Venue : Raja Muthiah Hall
Time : Anytime after dusk
Things to bring : A partner (animals are strictly not allowed)
P.S. : Prevention is better than abortion, play safe !
2. Are you feeling bad that you are already married and unable to make use of the previous scheme ? We have a better scheme for you !!! Akhila Indiya Aasai Ashwin Imsai Mandram is orgainising a Divorce Camp. What could be more good than getting freedom for a married man/woman, so a dicorce camp is being held today and the first 100 couples gets a free divorce.
Venue : High Court
Time : Inni ellame nalla time dhan
3. “Enakku Ashwin ivalooo pidikkum” - SMS contest exclusively for girls. Tell us why you like Ashwin so much and you could win two movie tickets for any movie at Anurag Cinemas. Corner seats assured. Ashwin will accompany you ! So girls do you get the hint ?
SMS to : 420840
P.S. : Considering the network congestion that happens every year on Ashwin’s b’day, all mobile operators have decided to charge every single SMS sent on this day, just like they charge on any other festive day.
And now its time for the message.
Ashwin i still remember the first day we met and i ve enjoyed (almost : ) !!!) everyday we’ve spent together. You are the best gift one can get and am proud to boast about you. I’ve been through every phase in friendship with you, loved, fought, played, more than all that i’ve missed you da. Its good great to have you in my life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Hap Hap Happy birthday my dearest friend…May all ur wishez n dreamz come true…!!!
Thanks a lot guys! you guys rock! and Dinesh! my mach and best buddy! you rock like no one else! your wit and humor has always amazed me and your friendship to me has been the best ever… Never thought you’ll do a blog entry this way! and macha over kalai da!
Damn ! i wanted to write the first comment … Happy b’day ashwin, after years of hesitation i finally got the courage to speak to you, when are you going to speak to me … somehow through orkut, dinesh found me and gave me the link to this page, do you remember the french class, you used to keep staring at me … shit ! i felt so un comfortable, but later when you vis comm guys started bunking french class i realised that u dint make me un comfy, instead you made me feel special … a special feeling that someone is mad about you … love you ashwin … muahhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Happy Birthday Ash!
Din, ur best post yet! Its really good. 100 reasons why I love this post. One, cos its super humerous.. and made me remind of classroom hours. And 99, cos eet ees bcos of ashwin
Late’a vandhalum Latest no..
Happy Birthday again.
Random koschin, did u clean ur feet atleast today :P!
you are most wanted man…that too wen its your big day…you cant escape from ur fans….dear DON!!!!!! wish u all the wonderful things and all thats happy!!!!!!!
thanks kavitha, incognito and priya
@ incognito
was the random question for me ?
if yes - am passing it to ashwin …
Hey….so sorry to be late…..but I guess the twin needs to have some share in the great pleasure of praising “Achu the DD”, neway….jokes apart,its a pleasure to share my birthday with such a “Multiple personality”….thanx fr being ma friend…..wish u a great belated happy birthday…..byeeeeee…tc…DD